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Academy Awards, Academy Awards 1950s, Academy Awards 2011, Anne Hathaway and James Franco, Audrey Hepburn, Bette Davis, Clark Gable, Ginger Rogers, Grace Kelly, Humphrey Bogart, Jimi Stewart, Joan Crawford, Liz Taylor, Oscars, Oscars 2011, Sidney Poitier
I havent seen a movie in theaters since 1997, so as far as I’m concerned this is who’s up for academy awards, and while I’m at it I’m making up my own categories:
This Years Host:
Humphrey Bogart!
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Award for Best Oscar Snugglepartner:
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Most handsome & photogenic man in a tux looking through antique mirror:
Sidney Poitier!
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Best ‘trouble in paradise’ fake smile:
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Prom King & Queen:
Jimmy Stewart & Ginger Rogers!
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Best acceptance speech on mushrooms:
Clark Gable!
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Longest running television commercial for a fragrance line:
Liz Taylor! (p.s. you spilled some of that gin gimlet on your chin)
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Most restrained urge to smak the douche standing next to you:
Bette Davis!
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Most disappointed that the oscar isn’t a bowl of Campbells Soup:
Joan Crawford!